I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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