He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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