I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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