Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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