I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
My ass is underappreciated
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