Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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