I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Just puked most of my soul out..
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