We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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