In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
