So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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