it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
this is an emotional support booty call
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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