There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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