Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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