And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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