I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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