chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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