a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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