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(248): View more from Michigan

It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.

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(216): View more from Ohio

I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.

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It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.

(216): View more from Ohio

He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.

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(702): View more from Nevada

Then she called me a home wrecking whore.

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dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.

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(515): View more from Iowa

Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.

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(907): View more from Alaska

I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.

(907): View more from Alaska

Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.

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