i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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