Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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