I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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