i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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