Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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