Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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