On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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