Having a random hookup so left but love u
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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