just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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