i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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