that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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