god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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