so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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