break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Randomize
