since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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