You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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