Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Actions speak louder than pants.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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