in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize