you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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