ugly people sure do ruin things
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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