At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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