sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
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i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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