have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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