so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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