The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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