that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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