I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Randomize
