Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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