Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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