Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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