it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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