16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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