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She said her name was "party"

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That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!

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woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes

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Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.

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We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.

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Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."

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Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal

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It all started with a game of naked twister.

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Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up

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