WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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