So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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