Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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