I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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