I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I need moral support for this bender
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Randomize