Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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