I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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