I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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